It’s Wednesday. There are 41 days until Election Day. MAGA Mike might not certify, Trump’s pro-lifers kill a man and MVP sits for some interviews.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It used quite a bit this morning when it woke up thinking it was Friday. Damnit.
Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, we hate to tell you this but things didn’t get any nuts yesterday. Yeah, it’s probably just gonna be this way until we beat some serious orange ass at the polls this November, and then try to figure out what the hell the new normal is. It is nice to know there are some things you can count on though — like Joe Manchin and Krysten Sinema being irredeemable shit-eating chodes…
Grrrrr. Sinema said the same dumb shit. So why are we smiling? Because we totally forgot these two losers exist! And because we’re grateful to have an…
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