America the mess

It’s Monday. There are 707 days until the midterm elections. Elon Leon is out of control, Republicans are fine with a rapey Pentagon chief and Biden’s $1 trillion win.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity like turkeys gobble — all the time and to the point that it’s so irritating you just have to eat them.

Note: Sexy Patriots! We hope y’all are excited for the holiday week ahead. We know things suck on the politics/democracy/basic-decency fronts, but hopefully we can all at least rest a bit. And if you’re worried about some Trumpy relatives, then there’s something you might want to consider. They are America. And America is just a fucking mess right now. For example…

Goddamnit, y’all. Like we said — just a fucking mess. Trump has announced nothing but rapists and billionaires, and almost 60 percent of the country is fine with it. That’s pretty effing fucked up. And it’s made us realize that maybe the reckoning we need to face isn’t as a party but rather as a country. What if we need to start rethinking the way we look at ourselves? Like instead of a majestic bald eagle, we are a drooling creepy sex criminal eagle that got brain damage after it f…