It’s Thursday. There are 82 days until the general election. Balls to the Walz is ready to debate, Vice President Harris wants to outlaw price-gouging and Biden-Harris beat the drug companies.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. We did get it to stop sniffing glue though.
Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, we’ve got some bad news today. Shocking news, really. It turns out that Jello Dookienuts (JD) Vance can get weirder. We didn’t believe it at first either. Like how the hell does the couch-sex dolphin-porn “childless cat ladies” asshead get any weirder? Like this…
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