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My husband was just confronted by musk’s goons in the Walmart parking lot in Jefferson, Wi. They were trying to give him money to sign a petition. He yelled at them and got the store management to kick them out. You should be aware that this is happening

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Amy, if your husband and enough good people like him take Melvin's money and sign Donald Duck or some less obvious made up name, not only will Melvin's taxpayer-funded hoard get returned to its source, but the petition will also be susceptible to be found fraudulent upon a possible future challenge.

Win-win-win.

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Hmm, that's an idea

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The @real Donald Duck would sign an Executive Order that : moving forward, he has a copyright on the name Donald and any vote in any election with that name is a vote for the Republican candidate. Don’t tell Elon , he will make his bitch do it.

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Damn

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That is an idea 👍

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$$$ talks and there are plenty of suckers in Wisconsin. It’s a battle for sure. It’s corruption, people‼️ And DOGE will kill our state!

Let’s see what kind of spine my fellow voters have on April 1st.

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What sort of binding contract is Muskrat's "petition"? Maybe take his money then, "oopsie, I changed my mind" and vote for the decent candidate. What's he gonna do about it?

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Exactly

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Wisconsinites:

Please call regarding Elon musk buying the Wisconsin election.

Wisconsin AG Josh Kaul’s office said they have been getting many calls. She also recommended to call the state election commission

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Wisconsinites:

STOP MUSK!

Call : Attorney General Josh Kaul

608 266-1221

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Anyone in Wisconsin hoping to get that million-dollar prize should keep in mind - Musk already admitted the "winners" in Pennsylvania were all pre-chosen. There'll be a winner, but it won't be you.

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I watched Stefanick (sp?) evolve from a regular a-hole Republican to a pathetic brainwashed ass licker who loves the orange menace and ties herself in knots spewing bullshit lies to justify the stupidity and cruelty of this administration 🖕🏻

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No one loves her in NY any more. I feel like she may be due a primary for her bootlicking!

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I see Stefanick signs everywhere in the ADK. It’s embarrassing

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I used to live up there and I absolutely despised her. Friends who still live there say she is a greedy, power hungry bitch.

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She’s a bootlicker with no brains or spine.

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She’s in my district and that really chaps my ass. She’s a waste of oxygen

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This quote needs to be posted EVERYWHERE!!!

“Come on, Badger State

Well, Wisconsin, we’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that Melvin Elon Leon Musk is headed to your state Sunday to do a town hall and try to bribe more voters with rigged $1 million giveaways. The good news is that you have a chance to tell him to go fuck himself and that Wisconsin isn’t for sale. The big election for the state Supreme Court is on Tuesday. Polls look good but who gives a shit about that after what we went through last November? We need to keep working, working, working to win this fucking seat. Make him eat it, Wisconsin!”

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I love the sound of a good “go fuck yourself” in the morning.

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Cheeto dust makes a new cosmetics line.

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😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡

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I can't WAIT to find out how the National Zoo is promoting divisiveness. Penguins are both black and white? Not to mention Pandas, a distinct threat to our foreign policy because their loyalty to the US is uncertain, given their homeland? Not to mention that they are clearly Radical Left Wing vegans--nothing but bamboo. RF[u]k is appalled, not least by their obesity.

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Union members and leadership supporting Trump - who has long been openly and actively hostile to organized labor - was one of the more memorable flavors of self immolation in the presidential election. People’s capacity to justify voting Trump by creating anti-factual imaginary versions of him in their heads, and then being shocked when he acts like he always has and does what he said he would, is mind boggling.

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Can’t Wisconsin arrest musk for interference at state level? Can’t they do that and then tRump can’t really do anything because it’s a state case and he can only pardon federal criminals. This blatant bribery is bullshit.

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OMG

And the Cheetos & make up brush !!! Such a nice touch

& touch up by his makeup artist

Thanks

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Adam & Sam: You make my day!!!!🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Lil Marco quote "create a ruckus for us" ... dreadfully lame!!

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It's embarrassing for Stefanik sure, but it would have been better to gain that seat.

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As always, appreciate your candid and thorough summary of the incomprehensible and criminal shenanigans facing us hourly.

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Yeah, this week has been shitastic for a lot of reasons. Here’s to hoping the weekend can be salvaged! Cheers, friend!

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