It’s Monday. There are 78 days until the general election. Let’s talk about the “Kamala effect,” Trump messes with the wrong global pop star and it’s convention week, baby!
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It allowed us to react appropriately when we heard Trump say he’s better looking than Vice President Harris.
Note: Well hey there, Sexy Patriots! You’re looking finer than frog hair and super fired up to save our country while also making history. Well we are too. Especially the part about being finer than frog hair. It’s going to be an awesome week in Chicago. We’re unified, we’re well-funded, we’re excited, we’re running against some weird twisted assheads and we’ve got a ticket that is locked in on super kick-ass mode. Vice President Kamala Harris has unified and energized the party in a shockingly short amount of time, and this week she’s going to get us ready to bring this thing home.
But before she does, we just want to take a second…
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