It’s Tuesday. There are 77 days until the general election. Night One in Chicago rocks, the speakers who reminded us what this election is about and Dark Brandon knocks it out of the park.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It’s how we cope with not having Kevin Sorbo at our convention.
Note: Sexy Patriots! How freaking awesome was it to see the crowd go nuts last night when VP Kamala Harris made a surprise visit on the first night of the convention? Or seeing Steve Kerr? Or Mallory McMorrow? Or Hillary Clinton? Or Jason Isbell? Our tears had goosebumps and our goosebumps were crying. And just when we thought we couldn’t feel any better about our life choices, we were reminded that this is what the Republican Party is. Turd Alert!
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