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Posted that Time cover on “Truth” Social today, because sometimes their blood pressure needs to be spiked.

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We love The Alligator here in Gainesville. Most of the reporting and production is orchestrated by students...hope in Journalism. Ben Sasse, BTW, us another thug grifting and has done absolutely nothing for UF but create a brain drain. He should pay back all that money.

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I’m sure Con-old has some very fond memories of flying on around with Pervstein and Maxipad on the Lolita Express🤮

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HOW MANY young girls were taken for a ride on that Epstein Plane? Melania also was a passenger and friend to Maxwell woman.---who is serving prison term.. Why are not the others?

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Your newsletter gets me through the day, I swear. Thank you.

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To the tune of "Inchworm":

One and one are two,

Two and one are three,

Wonder who'll vote for me,

I have no path to victory....

Brain worm, brain worm,

Measuring inside the skull

Of Robert F. Kennedy,

You can't really go far.

Brain worm, brain worm,

Watching my eyes get more dull,

IQ points are vanishing like

Schlitz’s at the bar.

Brain worm, brain worm,

I’m running for president.

Not that I have any chance

Of winning even one town.

My own family

Wants me out of government,

I’m liked less than J. D. Vance

Guess I’m a freaking clown.

Brain worm, brain worm,

Munching stuff inside my skull,

Who knows how long it's been here,

Although I have a clue.

I found a dead bear,

And left it in Central Park.

Told no one for ten years,

But now I’m telling you.

One and one are three,

Three and blue are cheese,

ADHD sixteen

Candles is my favorite song.

Wonder bread and jam,

To be or not to,

Eighty eight piano keys

Or crazy assassins in Kill Bill

I’m just a Bill....

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When I saw "Karma’s a bitch, Roger.", my brain said "Karmala's a bitch, Donny." I wonder if he's come up with that variation in name-calling, but then thought the better of it...

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:D

Thanks--I needed this

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And when New York Times /Siena College asked people who they thought was smarter, 65% said Kamala!

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Sideways remark: I *hate* the “Manage your subscription” notices in Substack postings. Why? Because when you click on them, they *always* say “Cannot manage subscription within the article “.

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Correction: “…within the app.”

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You progressive types and supporters of Harris remind me of the Manson Family. https://shorturl.at/qslVd

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Thanks for comment

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Perhaps these inept attempts on Trump's life are by the Republican Party. (emergency helicopter landing and shooting) They want to replace him too.

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