Don’t let Trump babysit your kids
Today’s Big Stuff. August 13, 2024
It’s Tuesday. There are 84 days until the general election. Brain Worm Bob has a bad day, a Colorado conspiracy nut is going to the clink and a slurring Trump bores us to tears.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It comes in handy after listening to two assholes being super weird.
Note: Sexy Patriots! Normally we like to talk about the news, cuss like sailors and make fun of Republicans. And today is no different. But first, we’ve got to issue a Public Service Announcement: DO NOT LET DONALD TRUMP BABYSIT YOUR KIDS. Now you might think that goes without saying, but…
Sigh. We know the people who need to hear this won’t, but please for the love of dog, don’t let Trump be alone with your kids. You’d be better off making them chug whatever you find under the sink, smoking a pack of cigare…
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