Dumb and Dumber

It’s Thursday. There are 75 days until the general election. The Trump-Brain Worm Guy alliances, Walz rocks the house and ready for our MVP.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. We’re guessing Republicans who are watching us have this much fun are using a lot more of it.

PRE-NOTE: We know y’all love our fake interviews, and we do too. But today we actually have a real interview with Democratic House leader and all-around badass Rep. Hakeem Jeffries. Please check us out later today for the full interview!

Note: Sexy Patriots! Are we having fun?! You’re damn right we are! This week has been a freaking blast and we know y’all are enjoying being a Democrat or just being on the right side of history like we are. That’s why the Secret Service had to go to work yesterday building a new way to protect Trump. Want to see an asshole in a box? You can see him here looking crazy as all hell and surrounded by glass just like his buddy Hannibal Lecter…

Well that’s a good look. We’re not laughing at him. We’re laughing around him. But yeah, it was actually designed to protect Trump from all the joy we’re taking in mocking and defea…