Today sucks

Today’s Big Stuff. January 6, 2025.

It’s Monday. There are 666 days until the midterm elections (we’re not making that up). The Washington Post has fallen, Elon Leon wants world domination and today really sucks.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And it’s been saving that shit up for like a week.

Note: SEXY PATRIOTS!!!! Holy freaking crap we missed your hot asses so much! We’re so damn excited to catch up with you and cuss out some assholes, but first we have a message for the non-sexy non-patriots out there who voted for a certain orange fuckhead even though four years ago he attacked our goddamn Capitol. So here goes…

Hey so what’s your fucking problem? Are you a goddamn idiot? Do you just hate America that much? An idiot gameshow host attacked your capital. He sent a gang of scum to beat cops with the American flag and defile the building that the people on Flight 93 died protecting. And you’re fine with that? It’s supposed to be your house, dumbass. They smeared shit on the walls. Do you let people smear shit…