It’s Thursday. There are 54 days until the general election. Jan. 6 security is getting beefed up thanks to orangey, America tuned in for the ass-whoopin’ and a really nasty scum fight.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It has the concepts of a plan to stop.
Note: Sexy Patriots, over the years we have written some pretty crazy shit. Mostly because we’ve seen some pretty crazy shit. But we don’t know that we’ve ever written about anything as crazy as what we’re about to show you. And no, we’re not counting that day we had the flu and wrote 750 words about how Mike Pence’s real name was Mouth Penis. We think even this is crazier than that…
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