Happy Friday! There are 18 days until Election Day. The VP is a hit on the fake news channel, Ron DeSantis gets DeSpanked and an “exhausted” Trump goes whining to Fox.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But Tim Walz uses it better.
Note: Sexy Patriots! We come to your hot asses today with a message not of fear; but of joy. Because despite all the terrifying Trumpian darkness, this shit can be pretty fun. Hey, TBS, you guys are very handsome and people’s actual goddamn lives are on the line and you’re having fun? Are you a super hot psycho? Well thank you, and no we haven’t gone psycho. We just really, really, really like our candidates…
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