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How in the hell did Pam Bondi ever get a law degree. She’s dumber than a sack of rocks.

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Probably attended something like Trump University...

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She did an undergrad degree at U of Florida and a Juris Doctor from Stetson U Law School. Sounds like last chance U to me given the dumb sh*t she spurts out, but ranking shows 98 out of 196. They don’t specify if USA-wide or by accreditation body.

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Is that the place of higher learning where they learn to make dem cowboy hats? Yippee Cowyeh !

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😆

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She was AG of FL. I guess working under Big Ron dumbed her down quite a bit.

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Apologies to rocks everywhere.

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Pam keeps her Blind Eye towards the GOP.

“Real eyes realize real lies.”

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Trump University perhaps?

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Usha her outa there!

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Gesundheit.

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Just a thought for Greenland to maybe treat Usha and her entourage in the exact same manner the ICE-Gestapo hauled off that Canadian woman with a work visa:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/19/canadian-detained-us-immigration-jasmine-mooney

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It would really suck if someone who attended that Denver rally filed a complaint with the Colorado AG under the Colorado privacy law against the right wing chodes claiming they analyzed attendees' GPS data...

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Guys, the portrait is in Denver in COLORADO, not Iowa. 😉

and thanks for that last photograph. Made me laugh out loud.

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I suggest that you listen to the Canadian version on YouTube of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" absolutely hilarious!

I am still sending at least once a week letters to Google with maps of the coastlines of Florida, Louisiana , Texas and Mississippi showing the Gulf of MEXICO and suggesting that they correct their map. Never have heard back,

Also, "my" senators and representative, Cruz, Cornyn, and Nehls, have NOT replied to my request to hold a public meeting with their constituents. I did suggest that they might be afraid. (I'm the one who might need to be afraid at such a meeting. I'm surrounded by Republicans, and would probably be the only Yellow Dog Democrat in the bunch. In case you are not familiar with the term, it means that I would vote for the Democrat even if a yellow dog were the nominee.) Gerry A.

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Thank you for this. Here’s the URL:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8peiLVFsLdw

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Thank you. I had reposted, but to another substack and sent it to family and friends.

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"Note 16: The White House Easter Egg Roll is now for sale to the highest bidder. We wish we could afford it. We would totally call it the Donald Trump Sucks Putin’s Easter Eggs Roll presented by Fuck Trump."

Y'know, Adam and Sam, there's always Kickstarter...

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Usha is doing a reconnaissance of Greenland in advance of the invasion.

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Love you guys sooooo much!

Funny and true is a good combo!

YOU TELL “ALL THE NEWS THAT MUST BE TOLD!”

Unlike the NYTIMES that only prints the news they think is “fit” to print! What?

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Anyone else think that portrait in Colorado State house looks creepily like what Lindsay Graham has morphed into recently?

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The whole interview by Vivian is excellent! May the young women stand up! Get the teen audience!

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I hope some good folks in Wisconsin are taking Elon’s bribe money and voting for Susan Crawford anyway.

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I think all that bleach Pam Bondi uses on her hair has seeped through her cranium and into her brain.

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For god's sake.....let that clump golf......Keep him on that course.....

and what can anyone say about Usha.....send her off on a dog sled .....apologize to Greenland..... Does she have a visa???

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How many Scaramuccis do you guys think Hegseth will last?

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We may need a new measurement: "a Hegseth"

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Vehicle safety regulators will be the next target for Melvin then. On another note, I would love to see this legendary portrait of Trump that Putin commissioned with tears in his eyes after his bro-ho got shot at. Bet it doesn't exist.

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