Harris and Walz plan some A+ trolling

Today’s Big Stuff. August 14, 2024

It’s Wednesday. There are 83 days until the general election. Wisconsin comes through, Harris and Walz plan some A+ trolling and Dark Brandon tames inflation. 

Be advised: This newsletter cusses. But at least it doesn’t stay up all night posting all caps bullshit on Truth Social. 

Note: Howdy, Sexy Patriots! It’s great to see you today! Or it would be if newsletters had eyes. Or if we didn’t have to take a moment to eat a little crow today. You see, we delight in pointing out all the cruel and idiotic dumbassery of the modern Republican Party. But there is one thing they are really really good at and we need to give credit where credit is due. Republicans are super duper awesome at finding and nominating the shittiest possible United States Senate candidates in the entire goddamn universe…

Um ok. Now this is gonna sound controversial, but we don’t think that this woman-hating open antisemite with obvious anger issues should be in the United States Senate. Or really anywhere near other hu…