Harris hits Putin’s punk
Today’s Big Stuff. October 9, 2024.
It’s Wednesday. There are 27 days until Erection Day. Harris hits Putin’s punk, Trump wants to cheat in North Carolina and Justa Disaster (JD) craps the bed in Michigan.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It also made you do a double-take on the word election. Sorry. We’re just trying to have a little fun.
Note: Sexy Patriots! We know this ain’t the time for games and tomfoolery and we’re sorry to be pulling your legs with the whole election/erection thing. But if you’re anything like us, your Great Joy has been joined by a Great Clinchening of the Sphinctus lately. And how could it not? It’s only our lives and country at stake. We have to joke and cuss and make poop jokes to keep from losing our damn minds. And that’s why today we are honoring Joe “Dark Brandon” Biden.
Yesterday, the world learned that Tr…
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