It’s a new race

Why the weird are so scared

So like most people who have spent their whole lives in and around politics, we know enough to tell you to ignore the polls.

And then right after we say that, we go looking for every poll we can find, ever mindful of that Red Wave bullshit but ever lusting after more numbers to help us make sense of what’s happening. And on Tuesday afternoon, we saw some polls that we aren’t ashamed to tell people we were looking at. 

“Kamala Harris has wiped out Donald Trump’s lead across seven battleground states, as the vice president rides a wave of enthusiasm among young, Black and Hispanic voters, according to the latest Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll.

Well hell yeah!!! 

No wonder all the weirdos are acting even weirder — They’re losing! 

Pretty much every poll we’ve seen since Harris got in the race suggested momentum for the blue team, but the numbers in the states definitely have our attention. 

Overall, the poll finds Harris leading Trump in a statistical tie of 48 percent to 47 percent. In A…