It's Debate Time

It’s Tuesday. There are 35 days until Election Day. Some good news out of Georgia, Trump lies about a national crisis and it’s freaking debate time.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It comes in handy when right-wing assholes lie about disaster responses.

Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, that crazy goddamn news merry-go-round didn’t stop spinning yesterday. In fact, it reached a record speed and the kids went from puking to just flying off into space. It’s all pretty darn fucked up. And that’s why today we’re leading the newsletter by wishing a happy birthday to former President Jimmy Carter.

Perhaps the nicest man to ever hold the presidency, Carter turns 100 today. We’ve almost mentioned it several times over the past few weeks but didn’t because it felt like talking to a pitcher about his perfect game right in the middle of it. We know from Carter’s grandson that he has said he wants to live long enough to vote for Kamala Harris. And goddamnit just typing that out made us all misty and shit. We’re also wondering if this Allman Brothers bourbon coming out yesterday was just a happy coincidence…

LOL! The Allman Brothers’ band pu…