It’s debate week, y’all!
Today’s Big Stuff. September 30, 2024.
It’s Monday. There are 36 days until Election Day. Trump calls for “one really violent day,” Harris calls him out for being a chicken and the New York Times finally gets something right.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It used a lot of it yesterday when it heard Kris Kristofferson died.
Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, it’s finally here. The VP debate is finally here this week. Tomorrow night! Live from New York City! It’s The Coach vs. The Couch Canoodler! Super Friendly vs. Super Weird! Minnesota Nice vs. Ohio Odder Than Hell! Timmy Real vs. JD Thiel! The Guv vs. The Latex Glove In The Folds Of A Sex Sofa! Kamala’s Deuce vs. Trump’s Douche! The Dad vs. The Chad! The Fine Fella vs. The Furniture Fucker! Totally Normal Guy vs. Whatever The Fuck JD Is! Let’s get it on!
Ok so maybe we should take it down a notch…
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