It’s Thursday. There are 33 days until the general election. A special guest joins the Blue Team, Jack Smith brings the heat and VP Harris brings the love.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It’s how we cuss out Melania.
Note: Holy hell, Sexy Patriots! We have so much important stuff to discuss today. So let’s start with some seriously weird shit instead. Did y’all see this Georgia congressman who photoshopped a picture of Jowly Dimples (JD) Vance to make him hot? Yeah, it’s pretty goddamn weird…
Ummmmmm ok. We’re not real sure what to say here. First, love is love and if this is what Mike Collins wants, then we’re happy for him and supportive even though he obviously has the worst taste in men of anyone on the fucking planet. The other thing we’re wondering is how much does this hurt if you’re Just Dogbut…
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