JD Vance is a Hall of Fame Loser

It’s Thursday. There are 47 days until the general election. The Fed comes through (finally), the Teamsters need a new leader and Harris schedules an important trip to Georgia.

Be advised: This note uses profanity. But it’s better than using whatever the hell Don Jr. is on.

Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, Justa Damndisgrace (JD) Vance continues to be a Hall of Fame piece of shit. And someone who clearly has sex with couches. No, we didn’t expect him to suddenly become a better person or stop doing couches overnight. But you would think the shame of being busted by the Wall Street Journal for lying and being thrown out of an Ashley’s would change a man. But no, he was still at it yesterday. Even after we learned that the cat that led Vance to start this mess is just fine…

Well hallelujah! Y’all already know where we’re going with this. Here now, for her first interview since being thrust into the national spotlight, please welcome Miss Sassy…

TBS: Miss Sassy, thank you for joining us.

Miss Sassy: Hey guys. Big fan. Love the newsletter.

TBS: That’s so nice. Thank you. So what do you make of all this mess?

Miss Sassy: It’s been fucking crazy. That JD Vance is a real psyc…