Like wtf they are taking food from seniors and children and paying for that bullshit!!! Taking jobs and benefits from our military for that bullshit!! He had a wife, let her do his makeup for free!! If she can sleep with the bastard she can paint his face!!!
Fuck, yeah!! Tell em Delores. At least this weekend itโs Rome, and maybe someone with sense bending his ear, as opposed to just another $3,000,000 Lost Weekend at Donnyโs๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟThese fucks and their gender affirming care bs.
Do you think the public could use the make-up room. We're part owners, since we paid for it. I'm sure we paid more than Hegseth did. I'm sure he needs his wife with him, so that she can tell him how to use signal. I'm sure he needed help with that because giving out military secrets is hard business. Now, if he could just run up and down the halls and shout it out, he might be able to do that by himself. But then he would be sweating and that make-up runs and he wouldn't look so good. He'd probably look like a frozen desert melting. Not very appealing.
Pete's wife could be at these sensitive meetings explain big words to him. Pete: Are you trying to confuse e with this nuclear triad stuff? I can remember two things but not three at a time! Mrs. Kegsbreath: Honey, calm down. Don't get all huffy. These nice people are just trying to tell you that the nuclear triad is a three-pronged military force structure of land-based intercontinental ballistic missiles, submarine-launched ballistic missiles, and strategic bombers with nuclear bombs and missiles. When we leave this meeting we will go to the toy store and get you some plastic missiles, a new submarine for your bath, and some planes you can toss out the window! Then you will be able to talk to these nice people about your new toys...
I shouldnโt but that its horribly funny although it conjures up some nasty visuals. Is that what he means by โLethalityโ after running around giving ONE speech about the โLethalityโ that he would imbue his soldiers with. My Dad, a veteran of three wars, would have had a field day making jokes about this guy!
Whoever does their hair anxiety makeup wouldnโt get in the door at Nordstrom. And I bet drags queens everywhere hurl when they see the foundation lines.
Like wtf they are taking food from seniors and children and paying for that bullshit!!! Taking jobs and benefits from our military for that bullshit!! He had a wife, let her do his makeup for free!! If she can sleep with the bastard she can paint his face!!!
Fuck, yeah!! Tell em Delores. At least this weekend itโs Rome, and maybe someone with sense bending his ear, as opposed to just another $3,000,000 Lost Weekend at Donnyโs๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟThese fucks and their gender affirming care bs.
Roast that pig
Hegseth brought his wife to the Senate interviews so the Senators wouldn't bring up his drunken philandering in front of her.
She accompanies him to work to make sure he stays sober and keeps his zipper zipped up.
Because nothing says "He's a manly man, leader of warfighters" like makeup before going on camera.
Do you think the public could use the make-up room. We're part owners, since we paid for it. I'm sure we paid more than Hegseth did. I'm sure he needs his wife with him, so that she can tell him how to use signal. I'm sure he needed help with that because giving out military secrets is hard business. Now, if he could just run up and down the halls and shout it out, he might be able to do that by himself. But then he would be sweating and that make-up runs and he wouldn't look so good. He'd probably look like a frozen desert melting. Not very appealing.
That graphic is to funny and yet kind of sad and true.
Pete's wife could be at these sensitive meetings explain big words to him. Pete: Are you trying to confuse e with this nuclear triad stuff? I can remember two things but not three at a time! Mrs. Kegsbreath: Honey, calm down. Don't get all huffy. These nice people are just trying to tell you that the nuclear triad is a three-pronged military force structure of land-based intercontinental ballistic missiles, submarine-launched ballistic missiles, and strategic bombers with nuclear bombs and missiles. When we leave this meeting we will go to the toy store and get you some plastic missiles, a new submarine for your bath, and some planes you can toss out the window! Then you will be able to talk to these nice people about your new toys...
Of course he brings his wife with him. SOMEBODY'S gotta carry him to the car by evening.
And just look at him. He's so PURTY, they'll LOVE him in El Salvador!
I shouldnโt but that its horribly funny although it conjures up some nasty visuals. Is that what he means by โLethalityโ after running around giving ONE speech about the โLethalityโ that he would imbue his soldiers with. My Dad, a veteran of three wars, would have had a field day making jokes about this guy!
Based on that last photo, Hegseth could be cast as Electra in the next Daredevil flick.
โHegseth stays at home and does his pretty faceโฆ.โ ๐(Apologies to the Beatles)
Peteโs Wife Is A Beard
Dr. Strange love was a movie right? Or is it what is going on now in real time now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPU1AYTxwg4
All these MAGA schmucks take their makeup cues from their boss. Itโs what manly warfighting men doโฆ ๐๐
Whoever does their hair anxiety makeup wouldnโt get in the door at Nordstrom. And I bet drags queens everywhere hurl when they see the foundation lines.
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