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Delores Rawls's avatar

Like wtf they are taking food from seniors and children and paying for that bullshit!!! Taking jobs and benefits from our military for that bullshit!! He had a wife, let her do his makeup for free!! If she can sleep with the bastard she can paint his face!!!

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Andrea Tuthill ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Fuck, yeah!! Tell em Delores. At least this weekend itโ€™s Rome, and maybe someone with sense bending his ear, as opposed to just another $3,000,000 Lost Weekend at Donnyโ€™s๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟThese fucks and their gender affirming care bs.

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DirtyBird's avatar

Roast that pig

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TCinLA's avatar

Hegseth brought his wife to the Senate interviews so the Senators wouldn't bring up his drunken philandering in front of her.

She accompanies him to work to make sure he stays sober and keeps his zipper zipped up.

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DonP's avatar

Because nothing says "He's a manly man, leader of warfighters" like makeup before going on camera.

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Judy Cross's avatar

Do you think the public could use the make-up room. We're part owners, since we paid for it. I'm sure we paid more than Hegseth did. I'm sure he needs his wife with him, so that she can tell him how to use signal. I'm sure he needed help with that because giving out military secrets is hard business. Now, if he could just run up and down the halls and shout it out, he might be able to do that by himself. But then he would be sweating and that make-up runs and he wouldn't look so good. He'd probably look like a frozen desert melting. Not very appealing.

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David A Pitock's avatar

That graphic is to funny and yet kind of sad and true.

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MPT's avatar

Pete's wife could be at these sensitive meetings explain big words to him. Pete: Are you trying to confuse e with this nuclear triad stuff? I can remember two things but not three at a time! Mrs. Kegsbreath: Honey, calm down. Don't get all huffy. These nice people are just trying to tell you that the nuclear triad is a three-pronged military force structure of land-based intercontinental ballistic missiles, submarine-launched ballistic missiles, and strategic bombers with nuclear bombs and missiles. When we leave this meeting we will go to the toy store and get you some plastic missiles, a new submarine for your bath, and some planes you can toss out the window! Then you will be able to talk to these nice people about your new toys...

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

Of course he brings his wife with him. SOMEBODY'S gotta carry him to the car by evening.

And just look at him. He's so PURTY, they'll LOVE him in El Salvador!

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Deanna Jarvis's avatar

I shouldnโ€™t but that its horribly funny although it conjures up some nasty visuals. Is that what he means by โ€œLethalityโ€ after running around giving ONE speech about the โ€œLethalityโ€ that he would imbue his soldiers with. My Dad, a veteran of three wars, would have had a field day making jokes about this guy!

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kevin oldham's avatar

Based on that last photo, Hegseth could be cast as Electra in the next Daredevil flick.

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Kay-El's avatar

โ€œHegseth stays at home and does his pretty faceโ€ฆ.โ€ ๐Ÿ™„(Apologies to the Beatles)

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Robby's avatar

Peteโ€™s Wife Is A Beard

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io bonini's avatar

Dr. Strange love was a movie right? Or is it what is going on now in real time now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPU1AYTxwg4

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Peder Dahlberg's avatar

All these MAGA schmucks take their makeup cues from their boss. Itโ€™s what manly warfighting men doโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Valerie Starr's avatar

Whoever does their hair anxiety makeup wouldnโ€™t get in the door at Nordstrom. And I bet drags queens everywhere hurl when they see the foundation lines.

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relawson96@gmail.com's avatar

KEEP THEM COMING....I"M POSTING POSTING POSTING.....

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