It’s Saturday. There are 10 days until Election Day. Democracy dies at the Washington Post, Trump’s nazi-ish weekend and the VP rocks Texas.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But at least it ain’t too chickenshit to stand up for democracy.
Note: Holy freaking crapballs, Sexy Patriots. This shit is nuts! We don’t really know how to process these emotions so we just picked joyous and delirious and we’re going with it. It makes us that asshole having the time of his life as the plane goes through turbulence and everyone else is freaking out and confessing their sins. It’s how we can make inappropriate jokes and laugh ourselves stupid when MAGA Mike Johnson and Mitch McConnell try to tell us to quit calling their orange daddy a fascist… More: Twitter
LOLOL!!!! What?! First of all, we will call that gross moth…
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