Happy Friday. There are 88 days until the general election. We’re actually getting a debate, Trump will ban abortion pills and Joe Biden is a good man.
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Note: OLYMPICS SPOILER ALERT!!! Sexiest of Patriots! How art thou this fine day? Sexy and confused why we’re talking like this? We get it, and we don’t have a good answer. But after watching Trump yesterday, we just figured dumbnuts crazytown gibberish was en vogue these days. It’s getting hard to find eloquent people these days. Thank goodness for Team USA’s Kevin Durant, who said this after yesterday’s thrilling win over Serbia in the basketball semifinals…
Well said, KD. For the last eight years, there has been a dark cloud of that bullshit hanging over our countr…
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