Happy Friday! There are 60 days until the general election. Trump’s Arlington a-holes are revealed, MVP triples up dumbass’s dough and JD talks to a Nazi.
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Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, did you hear the news? It turns out Donald Trump Julep Dipstick (JD) Vance are totally gonna take care of childcare. Yeah, Vance said on Wednesday he was gonna just ask peoples’ grandparents to pitch in and then Trump came through with whatever the hell this is…
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