Let’s cancel this trashy show

It’s Wednesday. There are 69 (nice) days until the general election. Brain worm dude can still do the funniest thing ever, Jack Smith ain’t afraid of SCOTUS and MVP goes on offense over Project 2025.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It allows us to react appropriately to that Trump-at-Arlington story.

Note: Ugh, Sexy Patriots. Ugh. By now you’ve all probably seen this super gross story about Trump’s campaign getting into a physical confrontation at Arlington National Cemetery with someone who tried to stop his disgusting thumbs-up shit-eating-grin photo-op. Of course Trump, who dodged the draft and refers to our troops as “suckers” and “losers,” says the Arlington official was having a “mental health episode” and is a “disgrace” to the cemetery they were trying to protect.. Of course he’s also the kind of dirtbag who would get in a fight at Arlington, so maybe we don’t take his word on this. But our question for him and his supporters is this — how much more? What’s next? Is anything sacred?

You just took your gutter politics and bullshit into freaking Arlington National Cemetery. That’s hallowed ground. You’ve defiled our Capitol. You’ve shaken our election systems. You …