Marine Le Pen Just Can’t Take “Non” for an Answer
French voters are just not that into you, Mademoiselle. But we know someone who is...
Quick recap:
“Non.” –French voters to Le Pen, 2017
“Non.” –same, 2022
“Non.” –same, 2024
Perhaps if voters had said “нет” instead of “non”, then she may have gotten their drift.
In a tiny way we feel bad for her. She obviously loves her Vladi a lot, but she had to hide her true feelings from French voters in recent years to get herself elected. That must have been difficult and I’m sure her petit ami misses her. And then for her to lose the election anyhow, for the third time… that’s rough.
It’s okay, Marine… you don’t have to fight true love anymore. Go to him. Trouvez votre amour Monsieur le Poutine! French voters really want this for you! In fact, nothing would make the majority of French voters happier than seeing you find true love somewhere outside of France.
42 Times Marine Le Pen Was Just Vladimir Putin in a Wig and Dress
Welp. When we started research on this one, we knew it was going to be bad, but we didn’t know it was going to be THIS bad. This is a really bad list, folks, and it’s not even a complete list. We got tired and stopped. Marine Le Pen tried to distance herself from Putin and Russia… and it would have worked if French voters had just ignored everything she…