Our new shadow president

Today’s Big Stuff. November 13, 2024.

It’s Wednesday. There are 719 days until the midterm elections. A sore pathetic loser in Wisconsin, Trump hates the troops and Elon Leon gets a fake job. 

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. Even in its dreams. 

Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, this picture ain’t getting any prettier. Orange assmouth has been rolling out his cabinet picks and every dang one one of them is worse than the one before. It’s like the Star Wars bar except way scummier and surprisingly more tentacles. Just yesterday Trump announced lying butt-kiss John Ratcliffe is gonna be his CIA director. So yeah, that ain’t good. In fact it’s so bad they’re changing the name to just Central Agency. But it gets worse.

Here at TBS we actually have a scoop. It turns out that Trump is going to nominate his buddy, William D. Womanmurderer, to be the secretary of Health and Human Services. Pretty fucked up, right? Yeah, William, or Billy, Womanmurderer was sentenced to multiple life sentences for killing as many as 17 women bac…