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Today’s Big Stuff. September 26, 2024.

It’s Thursday. There are 40 days until the general election. Republicans launch a war against Zelensky, Jared Kushner is dirtier than dog shit and an expanding Senate map. 

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But it was never dumb enough to predict a bright future for Eric Adams. 

Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, it doesn’t look like “Black NAZI” Mark Robinson is going to be able to turn his dumpster fire of a campaign around. Sucks for his wife’s sister. But yeah, yesterday half the staff in the lieutenant governor’s office quit. Even Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin said he was pulling his support. So that just leaves Trump, Justno Dignity (JD) Vance and one dude in Robinson’s office who are still with him. And we made up that one dude so we could do a fake interview with him. Here now is that interview…

TBS: Hi, so …