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Chris Ortolano's avatar

Gov. Walz should tell the house that he will honor the subpoena right after Gym Jordan honors his.

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TCinLA's avatar

"Our lives are shaped by our experiences, challenges, and achievements."

The only "challenge" Melanoma has faced comes from the "achievement" of marrying the worst person on the planet ever.

Of course, birds of a feather do tend to flock together, so there's that.

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Jude Johnson's avatar

Hey, she knows how to steal other people's speeches and read them verbatim, thinking no one will notice. That's her one "achievement" -- Be Bestest.

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Carmen Denise Upton King, M.S.'s avatar

DeSatan is literally killing us in Florida. More are starting to see it. And this Ben Sasse sack of rotten oranges is blowing up all over, what a mess!! But, our student run Independent Alligator Newspaper is all over it...I love these kids!!

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Tina's avatar

I normally would root for KC but because of Patrick Mahomes brainless wife supporting a rapist it's GO Baltimore!!!!

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Randall Livingston's avatar

This has nothing to do with the gobbledegook he spews, but does Jelly Doodlenuts Vance have congenital case of manspread? I haven’t seen a photo of him seated without his legs splayed east to west.

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Janet Amaral's avatar

I believe that's caused by excessive "couch chafing".

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Johnelle's avatar

😂

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Ellen H's avatar

First, I love the Tim Walz video! Thanks for that.

And now I guess I have to say Go Ravens. Damn, that hurt.

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io bonini's avatar

"Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity, but at least it isn’t funded by Putin." lol

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Sky 777's avatar

“Anyway, we’re grateful to Liz for doing the right thing, and we are forever mystified how a Cheney turned out to have the only fucking soul in the Republican Party.” Classic line. And I still dislike her policies, but so glad she has done the right thing. Now, where are GW Bush, M. Romney, and the others?

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Joan Opyr's avatar

Basically, Meghan McCain has the same qualifications as Chaz Bono. Politician father, famous in his own right, kid famous thanks to famous parent(s). The only difference is that Chaz is a kind and decent human being who *did* go on Dancing with the Stars. Did pretty well, too.

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Teddy Partridge's avatar

I'm not sure there's a Nepo Baby with worse spousal-selection karma, though.

Being Mrs Ben Domenech has got to be a terrible burden. Meghanne McCain?

Nope, Meghanne McAin't

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Tama2U's avatar

I’m always going to be mean girl to a mean girl. In Megan’s case, that seems to be her only talent. She would be a huge joke on DWS and she knows it. Zero talent bitchy witch. Just yuck 🤮

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Carol Glynn's avatar

He has NO economic plan. It's like the "healthcare bill".

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Gundy Walton's avatar

Tim Walz’s brother Jeff Walz, who lives in Florida, is the sorriest sibling ever - I’m sure he’s perfect in every way and a shining example of MAGA manhood.

He’ll probably become the “Samantha counterpart” to Megan Markle’s sister - another sorry excuse of humanity.

Jealousy will always make you act out in pathetic ways

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WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

The meltdown is speeding to its inevitable conclusion. Trump and his evil minions are buried under their own sh!t!

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WTH Is Going On?! Chris Berrie's avatar

I saw a funny video the other day, which I can’t find now. A very smart comedy routine about how the American military will handle any attempted insurrection in the 2024 election. Insurrectionists will not be able to defend against the highly evolved technology of the military. How could they stand against targeted drone strikes? It’s highly doubtful that the administration will be taken by surprise this time. And the current administration also has hired dozens of high-powered lawyers and recruited thousands of volunteers to deal with any legal challenges to the election outcome.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

I wonder what he’ll do when he loses, again. The insurrection was pretty horrible. It’s scary when you have an unhinged narcissist.

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Kathy's avatar

I had to look up the former first lady's new book to check it out. While combing through Amazon, I found this bit of hilarity: Donald and Melania Trump's Essential Recipe Favorites by (here it comes) Nina-juh Kao-boi.

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