Russia, Russia, Russia

It’s Tuesday. There are 28 days until Election Day. The shocking Trump-Putin love affair, VP Harris calls BS on Trump’s hurricane lies and Georgia breaks our hearts.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And today it’s using a lot of it toward Ron DeShithead.

Note: Howdy, SEXY PATRIOTS! We went all-caps because we forgot to say it yesterday and we felt like total dicks about it. But then we remembered there are way worse dicks than us out there. We go weeks at a time without remembering that Ron DeSuckass exists. But he’s always out there. Sucking ass. And now he’s in the news because a vicious hurricane is ravaging his home state and he’s got the goddamn nerve to refuse a call from the Vice President of the United States. Sonofabitch but still go on Fox News. Thankfully, the VP straight up called his pudding-fingered ass out…