She’s our hero, she’s our champion, she’s our nominee

Happy Friday! There are 74 days until the general election. Trump plans a Jan. 6 celebration, the economy is about to get a boost and MVP takes no prisoners.

Be advised: This newsletter uses bad words. But lately it has been using them joyfully.

Note: SEXY FREAKING PATRIOTS!!! How the hell are ya today? On Cloud freaking Nine and ready to make the Vice President the next President?! Well hell yeah! So are we. And while we have a lot of hard work to do to get her and Tim Walz and American decency across the finish line, we are going to take one second to celebrate a small victory over those people who worship an orange moron. Congrats, y’all — We won the celebrity battle. And it wasn’t even close.

Yeah, we know we know. People love to bag on out-of-touch liberal Hollywood and all that shit, but let’s get real — last night was fucking awesome. And while we might be alone on this, we don’t even care that you-know-who wasn’t there. Because it’s crazy who was! Did y’all see Pink crush it? And it was like that all week! Hell, Lil Jon burst through the door and it was like a normal Tuesday afternoon by that point (not really). Patti freaking LaBe…