Stick a fork in him
It’s Monday. There are 43 days until the general election. Team Trump says he’s too old to campaign more, Mark Robinson’s campaign ain’t doing so great and the DC press are just broken.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But that’s nothing compared to all the sick shit happening in politics right now.
Note: Hey there, Sexy Patriots. We’re gonna try something a little different today. Normally we use this space to point out the latest shocking and often hilarious crime against humanity or furniture either Trump or one of his fellow Republicans has perpetrated. But today we want to focus on how fucking awesome our nominee is. Seriously. Just watch this walk-up to the cameras…
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