Tables turned

It’s Saturday. There are 38 days until Election Day. Putin’s buttlick makes our blood boil, the DNC goes nationwide and VP Harris visits the border.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It keeps us from losing our goddamn minds.

Note: Dearest Sexy Patriots, we are weeping for America. No, not because millions of us think a cruel dumbshit gameshow host should be president again, but because the pictures and videos of towns and regions absolutely slammed by Hurricane Helene are devastating. And because we’re not Trump Republican scum, we actually care about what happens to our fellow Americans when a natural disaster hits. So we are sending love and donations and everything else we’ve got to send.

But we know y’all come to us to feel better about the news so let’s take a minute to laugh at this pathetic motherfucker who faked having a family as part of his reelection campaign. No seriously…

LOL! What the hell? A lot of kids lie about having a hot Canadian girlfriend, but this loser actually grew up and fake married and had fake kids with his. Or is this some more weird Republican swinger shit? Are they now the party of (Other P…