Thanks, Coach

It’s Wednesday. There are 34 days until Election Day. Trump craps on the troops again, Vance is scarier than we thought and Coach Walz scores.

CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION!!!!!!!!

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity so Tim Walz doesn’t have to.

Note: We’re just kidding, Sexy Patriots. Well, not really. But we do want to take a second to congratulate Tim Walz on a great debate. We’ll talk more about this throughout today’s edition, but we wanted to start by stating the obvious — Coach Walz is a really nice guy. Goddamnit.

We have to remind ourselves sometimes that we want to elect leaders who aren’t psycho fuckheads like Trump so we probably shouldn’t be bummed when our candidates act like good people who focus on policies that impact people’s lives. So while we might have liked for Walz to call Vance a couch-fucking woman-hating freakshow, we knew going in that wasn’t his style.

His style is much better than that. He was compassionate. He was passionate. He was factual and on message. He was a good, normal man doing what a good, normal man would do on a vice presidential debate stage. And no, he didn’t tell Vance that…