The Butt-Whoopin’ of the Century
Today’s Big Stuff. September 11, 2024.
It’s Wednesday. There are 55 days until the general election. Missouri offers a surprising win, MVP says let’s play two and a HUGE endorsement Trump won’t shake off.
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And it doesn’t give two shits what Viktor Oban thinks about anything.
Note: LOLOL!!! Well, Sexy Patriots, our wish came true. Did y’all have fun last night? If you said yes, then you’re definitely not a Trump supporter. And that’s good because we’d be like hey how the hell did you get in here and why is your hand in your pants? But the rest of us sure had a grand goddamn time last night watching our champion, Vice President Kamala Harris, absolutely fucking dog-walk a certain orange asshole straight to the curb for trash day. And it was glorious.
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