The media still sucks

It’s Tuesday. There are 699 days until the midterm elections. Trump starts threatening war, what the incoming White House press secretary really thinks and the media really, really sucks.

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Note: Howdy, Sexy Patriots! It’s so great to see you looking all Sexy and Patriotic today. Especially when so many other folks are choosing to go with butthurt and hypocritical these days. People are getting dehydrated crying tears over the Hunter Biden pardon as if we didn’t just elect a goddamn rapist to be president. We wanted to be fair about this so yesterday we listened for good-faith arguments against the pardon. And then we decided fuck that shit.

We are now living in a poorly-written Mad Max movie. As such, we think Joe “Dark Brandon” Biden should go absolutely nuts and do whatever the hell he wants to. We’re calling it Poop the ‘Lute! #PoopTheLute Basically it’s a call-to-action campaign to bring Americans together to encourage President Biden to take a giant steaming shit on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office his last day as president. We’re picturing ceremonial …