There are five days until Election Day 👻
Today’s Big Stuff. October 31, 2024. Happy Halloween!
It’s Thursday. There are five days until Election Day. SCOTUS screws us, Elon Leon is a scumbag and Team Trump goes full anti-vaxx.Â
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It could really use a cigarette too.Â
Note: Sexy Patriots! How the hell are ya? Yeah, us too. Everything is fucking stupid and getting stupider by the gosh dang minute. The relentless chaos and bullshit of the homestretch is stretching us all to our limits. Thank goodness for the comic relief that is Rudy Giuliani.
For those of you who are new to TBS, you might not know how much we LOVE making fun of Rudy, or Doodie Pooliani as he is sometimes known. He is a walking and decomposing metaphor for what Trump does to people, and we have taken endless joy in watching his humiliating fall. From his Four Season silliness to that time it looked like h…
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