Today’s Big Stuff 7.12.24 | House Republicans fail again
Happy Friday. There are 115 days until the general election. Trump wants his convictions thrown out, House Republicans fail again and Dark Brandon says he ain’t going nowhere.
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Note: Ok so obviously we’ve got some serious crazy town shitnuts stuff to discuss today. But first we want to talk about Trump’s new running mate. Well, we don’t actually want to but we have to because asshead almost killed the last one. So let’s talk about Jalopy Diddledoodiepants (JD) Vance. Sorry. We know he’s been around for a while but we just refuse to look up what JD stands for, especially after he stood for this…
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