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Mali Glazer's avatar

I think Dark Brandon pulled a Jedi mind trick by stepping aside Sunday after the convention and after the Sunday “news” shows - there ain’t nothing wrong with that dude! He said he’d be a bridge and as usual he was telling the truth!

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Ayame's avatar

Eyyuuuuup. He is more than capable to be president and most likely would’ve been for another term. That said I love love Harris!

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Marc Scattergood's avatar

Your nicknames for Jackass Dipshit had me laughing. Great update as always.

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BlueHarridan's avatar

I really like Jangly Doodlenuts! 🤣

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Rick Massimo's avatar

Along with everything else, Donald Trump has lost money trying to sell Americans casino gambling, steak and football. Imagine thinking he’s qualified to judge whether someone is dumb as a rock. I can’t lose enough IQ points to put myself in that mindset.

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Pope Buck I's avatar

On the other hand, being dumb as a rock is the one thing he can truthfully be said to know ALL about.

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the real pambo's avatar

I always thought the magas had it wrong, when they would accuse the opposition of having “TDS” (trump derangement syndrome). It seems like the term should be used AGAINST the magas that can’t handle getting called out or whenever they defend a rapist/convicted felon/liar. I’m going to Dark Brandon the s*** out of that term and award it to George Lang (r) OH. What a tool. I can’t wait for the day when shame-filled magas will have to crawl back to their hovels for good.🕳️

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Sheila M's avatar

"Note 13: George Clooney has endorsed VP Harris. We know y’all were wondering."

Yup, nope - I wasn't wondering. George Clooney is an arrogant SOB. And Seth Moulton is a dick.

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Ashley Warrenton-Smith's avatar

Amen, Sheila.

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Rod Marvin's avatar

As a recent subscriber, I appreciate very much the format and editorial choices you use to present the political news, including the references supporting each one. The short, pithy blurbs provide a quick update, a laugh, and, in some cases, a warning. I have no doubt that you can and will deliver deeper analysis when you deem it warranted (and look forward to those occasions), but this round-up is very helpful - especially at the beginning of my daily review of the news. Thanks!

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Joel Walker's avatar

I think Jackoff Daily(JD) Vance is more realistic! Especially, since my gaydar is at full tilt every time I see his co**suc**** mouth!

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Susana Salgado's avatar

I don’t care a fuck about George Clooney. What makes us think he won’t throw VP Harris under the bus, if she has a bad debate performance. (Note: don’t think she will.)

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Ashley Warrenton-Smith's avatar

This is sooooooo wonderful. You put the FUN back in politics.

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Sam Youngman's avatar

We’re trying:)

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

I’m down with anything that pisses off their lord and saviour. Please Donald have a few double cheeseburgers and speed the process along🍔🍔🍟🍟

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Katharine Hill's avatar

Thank you for sharing music I would have missed otherwise. And all the other delicious news for those of us with sanity on our side. Go Kamala!

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Margaret Irish's avatar

A face only a mother could love. But probably didn’t — and boy, does that show!

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Awantika's avatar

Pole numbers because he probably thinks Kamala is Pol-ish. It's all the same to him ... shithole nations.

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HeronCoyote's avatar

I came here from a recommendation by Mary Trump. Thank you, Mary!

Love the format, guys.

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Rusty Rollings's avatar

I call him Jackoff Dick since he loves sofa cushions so much.

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Carmen Denise Upton King, M.S.'s avatar

I first was thinking of Beto, but I think Mark Kelly would check all of the boxes. Also, from a border state...

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