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Rusty Rollings's avatar

I’ll bet TFG is fuming he listened to Jr, Eric and Tucker on his VP pick of a sofasexual. They have the business acumen of their daddy 💩ty.

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Michael M's avatar

Do you think that's who told Trump to pick JD Vance?

I am still baffled by it: worst VP pick in history. You're supposed to use your pick to expand your base, not shrink it.

I imagine everybody in Trump's campaign told him to pick NIkki Haley but he was still stung that she got 20% of the votes as a write-in, and he ignored them.

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Rusty Rollings's avatar

Yes Jr and Eric for sure told daddy to pick him cause of the money he can bring in but TFG wanted Burgham.

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Michael M's avatar

Hilarious. A family of losers. As always, out to help themselves and nobody else.

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David Walker's avatar

Metrosexual, sofasexual…who can tell? Obviously, not JD. I think the best thing I read today was that JD Vance (reminder: This is his FOURTH name change. Does he even remember what his current name is?) didn’t grow up in the hollers of Appalachia as you might assume from his grievance-tome, Hillbilly Elegy. Nope; he grew up in a suburb of Cincinnati! No shit. What a fucking loser. Plenty of people have to overcome the nastiness of growing up with dysfunctional parents—like my wife!—and have come out on the other side confident, compassionate, and able to leave that all that shit behind. Not JD, though. It’s obvious he’s driven by the unresolved grievance of his childhood…um, kinda like his boss. We all deal with a ton of crap in our lives; I get that, and I’m sympathetic. But when you bring it onto the national stage, then you’re asking us all to buy into your own unresolved grievances.

Nope, ain’t buyin’ it, and ain’t votin’ for it.

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Rusty Rollings's avatar

Guess he can write Hillbilly Effigy soon. He’ll be a has been and quit Congress and his wife will go back to working at the prestigious law firm while grifting off Peter Thiel.

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Rusty Rollings's avatar

Birds of lying feathers.

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Julianna's avatar

Massive party on TwitteX today! Almost feels like pre-Elmo! Full of JD being bi-sectional, dolphins, and Elon’s daughter calling him out!

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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

All in all a good week…Dems, specifically Biden and Harris, doing what they need to do, save our Democracy. We love Joe for his courage and commitment to the American people, we love Harris for accepting the torch and love she is running with it to Victory. The Republicans continue to prove they are power hungry and never think what ramifications their actions have on our country-f’ing chickenshit pricks. #Harris2024

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Bob Lewis's avatar

Kamala is the antidote to Trump's vitriol.

She was my first choice in 2020. Ive been a fan of hers since her Senate run in 2016.

Let's get to work.

We have history to make.

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judith fahey's avatar

vote Against cannibals, vote blue.

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Paul Riddell's avatar

I’m past JD Vance’s sofa denials and even the true story of his browser history being full of dolphin porn. I’m waiting for pictures of the semen-encrusted waifu body pillow in his closet with multiple holes worn into it, including several that correspond with no known human orifice.

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Angela Strautz's avatar

We automatically thought of the character in Big Mouth on Netflix that has sex with the pillows. Totally believable coming from a weirdo like JD. They can't stand that we are laughing at them, or that we laugh at all. Joy is the word I hear about the Democrats now. I will take it over doom and gloom any day.

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Paul Riddell's avatar

My job here is done.

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Florida Michele's avatar

Thank you for reporting on Val Demmings - I was very glad to hear about her new role with USPS!

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Kathy M.'s avatar

I feel the same. Was sad when she lost her election. She is so good.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Justa Dickhead Vance humping a couch is really creepy. Oh well, I’m sure Conald has humped crepier objects🤣

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

🤣

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DCWASHING's avatar

Trump has been talking about Hannibal Lecter saying he was an ok person. I have wondered why and to whom he was referring. Was Trump preparing people for JD Vance, given this posts comment on Dammer. Perhaps Trump also was indirectly saying to J D to keep kissing his ring.

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Michael M's avatar

In the audio clip with JD Vance, I like how that woman on that podcast says:

Woman: “Health just- health justice Caesar me job min-ite leck ‘em sposs Black people.

JD Pants: “Yeah, that’s right.”

Other guy: “Something like that really could happen.”

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Michele Ashton's avatar

Please check my status. I’m a paying member. Thanks!!

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Panayiotis Baltatzis's avatar

Hi guys. Can you skip that F...ing and F...ing. Please... Thank you.

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Andrew Gelman's avatar

Just to let you know, I am unsubscribing from Substack as I have a "no-nazi" policy. Use a better platform and call out the nazis on this one. Bummed to be leaving you.

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DDS's avatar

😂😂😂

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DannyAC30's avatar

That damn Pee-head!!💩🤡🤬

CONVICTED FELON DJT💩🤡🤬

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TCinLA's avatar

Trump got conned by a con artist. Elmo's promise was a bribe, which he then faded on.

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Julianna's avatar

As much ketamine as Musk takes, he probably doesn’t either.

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TCinLA's avatar

He got his guy on the ticket.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Muskox🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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tiefer$taat's avatar

Putin ran out of money to front Elon as a Tr45H supporter imo

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sol s⊙therland 🔸's avatar

Biden upstaged all of the fascist?

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