Today’s Big Stuff 7.29.24 | The Vice President puts up a monster number in just one week

It’s Monday. There are 99 days until the general election. Elon Musk shows how dangerous he can be, Dark Brandon takes on SCOTUS and the Vice President puts up a monster number in just one week.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. But it ain’t never had sex with the furniture.

Note: Huddle up, Sexy Patriot! It’s TBS Pep Talk Time. It’s that time in the calendar when shit gets real. We are now double-digit days until the election. There is no more putting anything off. We are engaged, we are fired up and we are going to keep this feeling going for the next hundred days and beyond. What feeling is that? Well the feeling of absolute joy we get from making fun of Jello Dingus (JD) Vance of course. 

Jordache Doodienugget (JD) is the gross gift that keeps on giving. He’s a dick in a box. Every time that dumbass opens his mouth, more dumb shit comes out. Remember when Rudy Giuliani gave that press conference and it looked like he was having diarrhea out of his forehead? Well if you put that forehead diarrhea in a bottle and then froze that bottle and then used a second-rate ice sculptor to make a human being statue out of the frozen Rudy face poopie, then that would be Jiminy …