Today’s Big Stuff 7.3.24: RFK Jr. is disgusting

It’s Wednesday. There are 125 days until the general election. Trump’s effing sentence is delayed, Biden steps up on abortion and the comeback campaign continues.

Be advised: This is a cussing newsletter. What the fuck are all the non-cussing newsletters doing these days?

Note: Sexy Patriots! How the heck are ya? Well you smell terrific, and we’re smitten. Why are we buttering you up? Because you’re hot as hell. Also because we’re gonna make this the last TBS of this week. Sorry. We need a break to catch our breath and get ready for what’s coming. We weren’t sure what to make for the last intro and we gave some serious thought to an overwrought and depressing note about how this is the last Fourth of July so party like you mean it. And then we remembered that y’all don’t come here to feel like shit. You come here for cussing, news and MAKING FUN OF DOODIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ POOLIANI!!!

Oh it feels so good. We needed it so bad. There actually is some justice in this world. It’s just served in the smallest fucking shot glass imaginable. Still, we’ll fucking take it. And so will Rudy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What a fucking loser. Like, it sucks that Trump i…