Today’s Big Stuff 7.8.24

It’s Monday. There are 119 days until the general election. Europe shows us how it’s done, Biden hits the trail hard and Republicans are worried we know they’re fascist a-holes.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity like it just realized it has to be the fucking media. 

Note: Sexy Patriots! We missed y’all so gosh darn much! It’s so great to be back with you while America shits itself to death. Ok so maybe that’s a bit hyperbolic. But are we the only ones disgusted by the joyous orgy of media assheadery at the expense of our president? It’s fucking grotesque!

We don’t have anything smart to add to this gang up. We will simply say we’re with Biden. And that’s not a hard thing for us to say. And if VP Harris becomes the nominee, then we’re with her too. But what we really want to say today is fuck the press. Seriously. Fuck ‘em. For two weeks now, they’ve been giddily attacking Biden and his family all while reminding us that they didn’t do any of that shit when a judge called Trump a rapist or when he was convicted on 34 felony counts or when he showed up in the Epstein fl…