Today’s Big Stuff 8.6.24 Let’s Walz!!!
It’s Tuesday. There are 91 days until the general election. SCOTUS is a JOKUS, the Democratic Party is united and WE HAVE A RUNNING MATE!!!
Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It’s especially fond of the f-word.
Note: Sexiest of Patriots! It’s Veep Announcement Day, and we have so much to talk about and we’re so excited and goddamnit we gotta go change pants and ok we’re back! Who’s fired up?! Hell yeah! We are too! The VP has us ready to rock and roll. She has consolidated party support, she has raised a buttload of money, she has conducted a thoughtful and exhaustive running mate search and she has taken the lead in all the polling averages. And none of it means jack shit if we don’t vote.
Sorry! We know that stung, and we felt bad doing it. But we believe it’s vital that we ignore the polls as best we can for the next three months and just work our hot asses off. Now is that realistic? LOL! Of course not! We’re gonna be hooked on that shit l…
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