Today’s Big Stuff 8.8.24 | Don’t look at this awesome poll

It’s Thursday. There are 89 days until the general election. Trump loves Tim Walz, Dark Brandon has a warning for America and whoa that’s a good looking poll we should all ignore.

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. It might, for example, say something like “Hey, creepshow, get the fuck away from Vice President Harris’s plane!” 

Note: Hey, Sexy Patriots! How the heck are you today? Sexy as hell but still pretty normal? Yeah, us too. Sadly, neither is true of ol’ Jiggly Dingleberry (JD) Vance, who is somehow getting more off putting and strange by the minute. Like did you see this bizarre shit?