Trump and Leon lie about Helene

Today’s Big Stuff. October 5, 2024.

It’s Saturday. There are 31 days until Election Day. Trump and Leon lie about Helene, Biden worries about Republicans and the election and a grift of biblical scale. 

Be advised: This newsletter uses profanity. And you better believe it used a shitload of it when someone gave Trump a damn Purple Heart. 

Note: Sexy Patriots! We’ve got some great news for you today. It turns out that you’re on the good side. Yeah, we know you already knew that, but we recently confirmed it. Again. How? Well, we saw this dumb motherfucker saying the “bad guys” won World War II, we checked his party registration and we saw he’s on the other team. Like REALLY the other other team… More: Heartland Signal

Sonofa… Yeah, that’s Minnesota’s Royce White, a homophobic misogynistic piece of shit who would be the worst candidate on the planet if Mark Robinson, Trump and Vance were beamed up into space. We talk about it a lot, but it’s pretty damn amazing how fast Republicans went full on nazi. We figured they’d ease i…