Trump is seeing things

Today’s Big Stuff. August 12, 2024.

It’s Monday. There are 85 days until the general election. The dream team lights up Vegas, the dumb team gets hacked and Trump appears to be seeing shit. 

Be advised: This newsletter uses bad language. But cussing out Trump feels soooooo damn good. 

Note: Hey, Sexy Patriots! It’s so great to see you! We have so much to discuss from this weekend and the week ahead. These are exciting times, and we can’t wait to get into it. But if it’s cool with y’all, we thought we’d take a moment to respond to the New York Times report that Trump has been calling Vice President Kamala Harris “a bitch.” This is for you, Don…

(Clears throat)

Now look here, you shit-eating chunk of diseased ass-cheek. We get that you hate your life and your weird fuckhead dipshit running mate and your moronic shit-for-brains kids and your soulless vapid wife who hates your goddamn guts. We also get that it really sucks for you to …