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Donnie is going to get “schlonged” soon after he loses and Jack Smith gets done with him.

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Dear God, I hope so.

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🤣 Hopefully “schlonged” in Rikers. He’ll be close to Melanie and Barron in case they want to visit.

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They will not visit. Melania will write another book telling ALL.

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They just have to play his Spotify playlist and he’ll do all the work.

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What work are you referring to?😂

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🤣😂

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Love your work here!

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I LOVE your take on the insanity. Keep it up. We need rational profanity to keep us going.

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Thanks for the great article 👏 Keep up the good work .

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Tonight at his rally the orange asshole was talking about the size of Arnold Palmer’s Dick! He is totally melting down

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On Note Seven, that article ended with this about the stock market doing well under Biden: “Williams attributed this outperformance to investors already pricing in a win from Republican nominee and former President Donald Trump, whose policies would be more business friendly in terms of taxes and regulations.”

Who is this Williams person???

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Thinking about printing the all caps piece and leaving it in mailboxes wherever I see a certain campaign sign

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Willie convinced me to vote for Cruz -

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