Ugh. Biden didn’t even mention sharks once for 50 minutes, he just focused on policy and America

It’s like President Joe Biden doesn’t even care about getting electrocuted during a shark attack.

It’s like President Joe Biden doesn’t even care about getting electrocuted during a shark attack.

For 50 minutes Thursday night, Joe Biden responded to questions from a ravenous press corps eater to gnaw on his bones with detailed and thoughtful answers to questions about the foreign policy challenges of our time, his substantial domestic achievements, the brilliance of his vice president and his fitness to do the job. 

But not one damn word about sharks. What the hell, Joe? 

While convicted felon Donald Trump spends most of his rallies talking about how unfairly the Jan. 6 scumbags are treated, how windmills are deadly, how great Hannibal Lecter is and how scary sharks are, all Biden talked about Thursday was the silly shit that impacts every life on this planet. Are Biden’s priorities seriously that messed up?

Or are ours? 

Yeah, we’re just yanking your chain. We actually think it’s pretty great that the president of the United States has an encyclopedic ability to discuss foreign policy…