Vance is anti-Trump (but still pro-couch)
Today’s Big Stuff. September 27, 2024.
Happy Friday! There are 39 days until Election Day. Trump won’t quit Robinson, Democrats stand with Ukraine and Vance is anti-Trump (but still pro-couch).
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Note: Well, Sexy Patriots, we went and got ourselves in a bit of a jam yesterday. We looked at a Fox poll yesterday and it showed Kamala Harris leading Trump 51-48 and we got so excited that we started wagging our tails and then we were like wait a minute we don’t have tails so what the fuck is going on here so we went to the doctor and yeah it was definitely not a tail but we got it removed so everything is cool now and even if we hadn’t gotten it removed this would have stopped the wagging… (twitter)
WHAT?! How does that even make sense?! Oh right. It doesn’t make sense. At a…
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